1 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:20,759 Pay attention, fuckers... 2 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:22,544 I'm a councilman now! 3 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:24,763 Retract that titmouse law; I've got a bar to open. 4 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:26,287 All new legislation is to be tabled 5 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:28,680 on a first-come, first-served basis. 6 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:29,942 Well, how long's that gonna take? 7 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:31,161 Three years, give or take. 8 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,249 You're the one who wanted the job, 9 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:33,946 I merely got it for you. 10 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:35,818 And that's why you're fired. 11 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:38,038 - To Larry, Re: Your ass. - Ass... 12 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,517 It's fired too. 13 00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:41,737 Iris, you're a stripper? 14 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:44,131 I will never forgive you for this. 15 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:46,133 The League of Sober Entrepreneurs 16 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:49,658 lobbies government to destroy that degenerate dickhead, 17 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:50,746 Richard Fitzpatrick. 18 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:52,530 What the fuck? 19 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,402 The fuck, Mr. Fitzpatrick, 20 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:56,099 is prohibition. 21 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,492 Coverton is a dry town, Richard. 22 00:00:57,492 --> 00:01:00,103 The Summerwind will never open. 23 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:02,192 You happy now, Larry? 24 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:04,499 You've destroyed my dream and my life. 25 00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:05,891 I don't need a fucking conscience, 26 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:07,676 and I never will! 27 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:09,504 With the mayor's life hanging by a thread, 28 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:11,723 governance in Coverton falls to his deputy-mayor... 29 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:13,812 Richard Fitzpatrick. 30 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:14,683 God help us all. 31 00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:16,163 Ring a ding ding. 32 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:24,519 ♪ [Majestic music] ♪ 33 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:27,826 I, Richard Fitzpatrick... 34 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:30,177 ...do solemnly swear... 35 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:31,830 Once upon a time, 36 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:35,878 a handsome prince was enslaved by three trolls. 37 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:38,707 The first troll was an angry troll. 38 00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:40,230 He did whatever he could 39 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:43,494 to make the handsome prince miserable. 40 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:46,280 The second troll was a pushy troll. 41 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,456 She tried to make the handsome prince 42 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:51,198 do whatever she wanted. 43 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:54,157 The third troll was a crazy troll. 44 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:58,466 Trying to drag the handsome prince down with him. 45 00:01:58,466 --> 00:02:01,382 The trolls worked the prince day and night. 46 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,732 But they never broke his spirit, 47 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:05,690 because he was so... 48 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:07,562 Fuckin' awesome. 49 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:09,738 Don't change the words. 50 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:11,914 So help me, God. 51 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:13,568 What she said. 52 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:17,049 You are now Acting Mayor of Coverton. 53 00:02:17,049 --> 00:02:18,660 And we are screwed. 54 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:28,104 Congratulations, Mr. Mayor. 55 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:29,192 What are you going to do now? 56 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:31,151 Whatever the fuck I want. 57 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:36,460 Finally, the handsome prince escaped to his kingdom 58 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:38,984 and took his rightful place as king. 59 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:42,466 [cheering] 60 00:02:42,466 --> 00:03:00,180 ♪ [lively music] 61 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,008 And they lived happily ever after. 62 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:04,532 Ring a ding ding, baby. 63 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:46,095 [♪] 64 00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:52,406 Nice work, kid. 65 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:53,668 We play this right, 66 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:57,237 we can milk this cash cow for a long time. 67 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,847 Prohibition could be the best thing 68 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:00,979 that ever happened to us. 69 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,286 What's all this "us" bullshit? 70 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:05,593 What's all this "bullshit" bullshit? 71 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:08,683 You did exactly two things to help me get here: 72 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:10,989 jack and shit. 73 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:13,688 You ungrateful little prick. 74 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:15,211 You wouldn't be in the fucking mayor's office 75 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:16,647 if it wasn't for me. 76 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:18,954 You wouldn't be on this fucking planet! 77 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:22,827 New by-law. 78 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:26,178 Ken Fitzpatrick can never get another car dealer's license... 79 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:28,442 No... 80 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:30,487 Ken Fitzpatrick can never have another business license. 81 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:32,272 Ever. 82 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,751 You can't do that! 83 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:35,013 Just watch me. 84 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:37,364 Emergency powers, old man. 85 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:40,280 The people of Coverton have entrusted me to do a job; 86 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,586 I intend to see it through. 87 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,849 Josh! This meeting's over. 88 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:47,809 What the fuck? 89 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,506 Let's go, old man. 90 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:51,639 Get your fucking hands off me. 91 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,684 You think some by-law is going to stop me? 92 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:56,034 I'm Ken fucking Fitzpatrick. 93 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:58,341 Nobody tells me what to do! 94 00:04:58,341 --> 00:04:59,951 Watch the carpet. 95 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:03,259 Mother fucker! 96 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:06,044 [laughing] 97 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:18,883 [laughter and chatter] 98 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:25,499 ♪ [music playing] 99 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:27,544 Let's go. 100 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:30,895 The mayor's exiting the building. 101 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:32,375 The mayor's walking down the stairs. 102 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:33,898 Oh! Richard! 103 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,683 I've been trying to get in to speak to you all day. 104 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:36,988 Stand down, citizen. 105 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:38,425 You stand down! 106 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,557 Richard, you'll never be a wholly realized person 107 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,994 unless your Summerwind dream becomes a reality. 108 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,518 You have the power now... 109 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:45,910 We're still going to make it happen, right? 110 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:47,303 Look around, dipshit. 111 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:49,174 I've moved on to bigger and better things. 112 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:50,785 What could be bigger and better 113 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:52,569 than the lounge you've been dreaming of opening 114 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:54,005 your whole life? 115 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:56,356 How about world domination- Ever heard of it? 116 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,401 You should see his evil headquarters, it's amazing. 117 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:00,490 Last week, I was a guy 118 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:02,666 who'd never paid a parking ticket in his life. 119 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:05,016 This week, I'm running a police state. 120 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:06,801 I can do whatever the fuck I want. 121 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,411 Not if I can help it. 122 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,239 Josh. New by-law. 123 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:11,719 No Larrys on city property. 124 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,373 Copy that, sir. 125 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,809 Richard, please wait... 126 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:16,245 - You're asking for it, buddy. - Asking for what - 127 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:21,337 - Really, Josh? - Yep! 128 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:23,295 Really! 129 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:30,955 A vodka soda just isn't the same without the vodka. 130 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:34,698 What are you doing? 131 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:36,047 You fought for prohibition. 132 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:39,050 To get Fitz off council, cum-crust. 133 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,704 It wasn't a lifestyle choice. 134 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:42,140 I don't understand. 135 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,751 Why won't Richard just end prohibition 136 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,927 and reopen his bar now that he has the power? 137 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:47,058 The real question is: 138 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:48,451 "why do you still give a shit?" 139 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:50,671 Because Richard and I are a team. 140 00:06:50,671 --> 00:06:53,413 No, we're more than a team, we're connected. 141 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,153 I'm the yin to his yang. 142 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:56,633 The chocolate to his peanut butter... 143 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:57,939 The ass to his hole. 144 00:06:57,939 --> 00:07:00,463 I'm going to give Richard a dose of vitamin D. 145 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:03,292 That's right. The "D" stands for dream. 146 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:07,165 Just as soon as I get back in his good books 147 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:09,037 and convince him he needs me. 148 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:10,299 You'd have a better chance convincing him 149 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:11,605 that he loves man meat. 150 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:12,954 Yeah, but what if... 151 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:18,176 What if we work together... 152 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,006 Forget it. 153 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:23,921 I have a new plan. 154 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:27,055 And in this one, there's no Larry's allowed. 155 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:28,491 Same as my vagina. 156 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:29,753 [snaps finger] 157 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:30,841 Tidy up for me, would ya? 158 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:33,191 - Vagina? - Look it up, Larry. 159 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:45,552 What do you mean the Fire Department's out of money? 160 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:48,946 Then make people pay to put out fires. 161 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:51,427 Christ, do I have to think of everything around here? 162 00:07:51,427 --> 00:07:53,037 Fuck. 163 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:57,520 Busy night? 164 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,088 Nothing I can't handle. 165 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,959 Good. Then handle it from home. 166 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:03,613 I need you to paint the nursery. 167 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,180 We have a nursery? 168 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,529 Yes. 169 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:09,576 And apparently paint fumes are bad for the baby. 170 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:11,055 Along with sushi. 171 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:13,928 And wine. And soft cheese. 172 00:08:13,928 --> 00:08:15,320 I'll get Josh right on it. 173 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:20,848 I'm happy your dream's come true, 174 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:23,285 but this baby's going to come out 175 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:25,417 and when it comes out and I need you to be there. 176 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,028 To catch it. 177 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:28,333 When I became a lawyer 178 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:29,944 I thought I'd be taking long lunches 179 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,859 with Nigerian warlords, 180 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:33,991 parasailing off the Alps, 181 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:36,037 and taking my bonuses in blood diamonds... 182 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:38,953 Fitz, we can't solve all our problems with sex. 183 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,824 Oh! Maybe just one more time. 184 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:42,739 Oh yeah... 185 00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:44,306 [phone rings] 186 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:46,961 Don't answer... Ohh! 187 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,224 No, don't... answer it... 188 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:52,053 Who is this? 189 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,837 What do you want? 190 00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:57,449 This better not be bullshit. 191 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:58,842 Fuck. 192 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:01,497 You're leaving? 193 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,107 Not right now. 194 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:06,110 I made a promise to keep my constituents happy. 195 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,158 Oh! 196 00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:11,942 Oh yeah! 197 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:15,729 Oh, Mr. Mayor... Oh! 198 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:21,299 [heavy breathing] 199 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:29,220 Allah does not welcome cowards. 200 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:32,223 We are desperate men. And you go first. 201 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,398 Come on. 202 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:42,930 Greetings white she-devil. 203 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,453 And how are you today? 204 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,237 What are you two inbreds doing here? 205 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:48,588 You seem to be somewhat intelligent for a woman. 206 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,155 As such, we require your immediate cooperation. 207 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:53,027 What we are trying to ask is, 208 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:55,246 would you mind taking a look at our books? 209 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:57,684 We are spending more than we are making. 210 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,512 But we are not spending. 211 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:03,211 It does not make sense. 212 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:14,614 [humming] 213 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,660 [chuckles] 214 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,357 Someone is siphoning funds from your accounts. 215 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,881 Aladdin's carpet! 216 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,317 Who would do such a thing? 217 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,406 Even money their last name is Fitzpatrick. 218 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,495 You really should have changed the bank accounts 219 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,714 when you bought the business. 220 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,933 [laughs] Amateurs. 221 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,500 [cackles] 222 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:37,071 Of all their treacheries, this is their most treacherous. 223 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,207 [knocking] 224 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,691 What's the password? 225 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:51,259 Uh... "cauterized hemorrhoid?" 226 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,832 - Hi. - What the fuck do you want? 227 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:01,573 Does this come in scotch? 228 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:04,315 Never took you for a drunk. Two hundred a bottle. 229 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:07,884 It's not for me. It's a gift for Richard. 230 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,930 Aww... Trouble in paradise? 231 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,498 We've drifted apart recently. 232 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,718 But knowing Richard's love of all things distilled, 233 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,720 I thought this might get me a sit-down with him. 234 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,635 Trust me, it's going to take a lot more than a bottle of hooch 235 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:22,812 to impress that fetus fajita I call a son. 236 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,684 Police! 237 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,947 This better not be a bullshit call. 238 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,644 What the fuck? It's not my birthday. 239 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:31,734 Your jerk-off son's new uniform policy. 240 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,171 Hands up. 241 00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:36,434 Perimeter is secure. 242 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:37,914 Why don't I get a gun? 243 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,568 Because you're not a cop. 244 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:42,571 A little birdy told me about your bootlegging operation. 245 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:43,746 You stooley snitch. 246 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,356 Why don't I get shorts? 247 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,662 Hey, Josh. Focus! 248 00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,098 Looking good, bud. 249 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:51,058 You touchy feely man bitch. 250 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:53,147 I know this seems like a betrayal, sir. 251 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,322 But, it's for the greater good. 252 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,540 Richard needs me, 253 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,891 but he needs to know that he needs me. 254 00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:01,111 Hey, do me a favor, toots. Arrest my old man. 255 00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,678 Let's see your hands, please. 256 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,288 I will get you for that. 257 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:11,600 I never thought I'd say this, but nice job, Larry. 258 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,343 Maybe you aren't totally fucking useless after all. 259 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:19,521 Richard that is the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 260 00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,305 And since you're in a charitable mood, 261 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:24,047 I would like to request a sit-down with you. 262 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:26,310 Whatever, just get the booze. 263 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,970 [loud chatter] 264 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:37,104 Wow. This is amazing. 265 00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,327 Scotch, and a Shirley Temple for the lady. 266 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,807 The Summerwind dream is alive and well. 267 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,200 You should be proud, buddy. 268 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,549 No thanks to you. 269 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,072 You want to help out around here? 270 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,857 There are going to be rules. One: Keep your mouth shut. 271 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,380 Two: Do what I say. 272 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,121 Three: Keep your mouth shut. 273 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,600 Got it, boss. 274 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,080 And no lectures, capiche? 275 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,603 I worked my ass off to get here. 276 00:12:58,603 --> 00:12:59,779 Well, actually it was a group- 277 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,302 You sure did. 278 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,738 Which is why I deserve to have a little fun. 279 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,044 So buckle up. 280 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:07,003 Yeah, buckle up, Larry. 281 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,700 By order of the Acting Mayor, 282 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,702 the carpet must match the drapes. 283 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,530 The penalty is a two hundred dollar fine, 284 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,489 30 days in jail and a burrito. 285 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,099 'Cause I'm wicked hungry. 286 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,927 I know what you're doing. 287 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,450 Using trumped-up laws as an excuse 288 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,887 to round up your enemies. 289 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,063 Hitler did it. Stalin did it. 290 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,804 I'd do it if I had the chance. 291 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:30,026 Well, that... was most amusing. 292 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,246 Living the dream, Larry. 293 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,161 Copy that, Fitz is livin' the dream. 294 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,296 Congrats General, you're now the proud owner 295 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,168 of Coverton's first nuclear waste facility. 296 00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,647 Good times. 297 00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:44,258 Nuclear waste? 298 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,956 Richard, how is nuclear waste fun? 299 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,611 Uh, 'cause it glows in the dark, dude. 300 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:52,483 [mouthing explosive noise] 301 00:13:52,483 --> 00:14:10,980 [♪] 302 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,939 I'll make sure Richard gets this right away. 303 00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:32,828 Hey Richard, here's the business license money 304 00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:35,483 for those hair salon slash brothels. 305 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,528 Put it with the others. 306 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,922 What's wrong, buddy? 307 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,445 Talk to the Lar-bear. 308 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:44,535 For starters, you're breaking rules one and three. 309 00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,711 Rules be darned, Richard. I'm your conscience. 310 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:49,192 We share everything. Memories. Emotions. 311 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,934 French fries... 312 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,980 All this should be making you happy, 313 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,156 but you seem miserable. 314 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,722 Fuck you. 315 00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:01,248 I'm happy. I'm fucking delirious. 316 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,380 You're good at many things Richard Fitzpatrick. 317 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,642 Clearly. 318 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,383 But pretending to be something you're not? 319 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,819 That's not one of them. 320 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:15,175 Maybe all of this isn't your dream. 321 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:20,354 This isn't my dream? 322 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,660 Then what the fuck is? 323 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,835 Well... 324 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:26,621 I don't quite know that yet, 325 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:29,232 but I do know that the anxiety you're experiencing 326 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:33,671 is coming from a very deep place. 327 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,412 Josh, remember that by-law 328 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,501 about no Larrys on city property? 329 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,112 Yeah, get out here. 330 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,592 You can't lock away the truth, Richard. 331 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:42,680 Wanna bet? 332 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,509 Bye, Larry! 333 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:49,426 Bye, Larry! Bye, Larry! 334 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:52,125 I will hunt you down wherever you hide, asshole. 335 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:56,042 Don't worry, boss, we'll get him. 336 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:22,546 [♪] 337 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,922 Nice to see you too, darling. 338 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:54,013 No, I don't have anything better to do than to get up, 339 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,536 cram my swollen feet into some shoes 340 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:56,711 and come and get you. 341 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,756 Fucking Larry... 342 00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,455 I'll show him who's fucking happy. 343 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,413 It's not like I've slept in the last three months. 344 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,675 I'm the king of fucking fun. 345 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:05,894 Or gone thirty minutes without peeing. 346 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,374 This is the dream, man. 347 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:10,420 Then ou had to call me twelve times. 348 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,074 Everybody wants this. 349 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,076 I've got nothing to be anxious about. 350 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,773 Where's the support for Fitzy? 351 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,427 Oh, wah, wah, wah. 352 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:18,385 Ah! 353 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:26,697 RADIO: All units, we've got an APB, 354 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,003 straight from the mayor's office. 355 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,613 Suspect is tall, annoying, 356 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,789 answers to the name of fuckwad. 357 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,140 [buzzing of lights] 358 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:39,362 [footsteps] 359 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,799 RICHARD: Fitzpatrick Motors. 360 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:46,761 I'm still only in Fitzpatrick Motors. 361 00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:52,114 I'm on the run, 362 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,770 but every time I wake up... 363 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,598 I wake up here... 364 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:05,084 Rations are scarce. 365 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,869 I'm on the verge of capture... 366 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,745 My bond with Richard... broken. 367 00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,271 Putrefied. 368 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,751 But I couldn't give up on him. 369 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:24,538 I knew I had to help him find what was at the heart-- 370 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,148 Of his darkness. 371 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:40,119 That's it! 372 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,381 Interloper! 373 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:42,730 Uh... 374 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,253 I can explain... 375 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,864 Thieves overrun our dealership like locusts, cousin. 376 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,432 First the she-devil, now him? 377 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:52,435 Explain why you are stealing our lunches. 378 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,176 I think that was Josh. 379 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,612 Then you must be the one 380 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,136 pilfering our toilet supplies. 381 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,920 I think that was Josh too. 382 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,617 Then maybe it is Josh's fault also 383 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,619 that we have not turned one cent of profit 384 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,012 in over six months? 385 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,187 Cousin, you heard the red-haired witch. 386 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,536 Only a Fitzpatrick 387 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:07,929 could have taken that money from our accounts. 388 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,322 That's right. It could never be Josh. 389 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,367 Why would it be Josh? Let's start praying to Josh! 390 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,803 You must learn to overlook small imperfections 391 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:13,848 for the sake of friendship. 392 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,284 Because of Josh, 393 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,546 I know Fitzpatrick will pay ten thousand dollars 394 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,940 to whoever delivers him the gangly one. 395 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,942 That would help pay many of our overdue bills. 396 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,726 And he is ours for the taking. 397 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,994 I suppose this is Josh's fault, too. 398 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,127 You said it, not I. 399 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,178 [snorting] 400 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,398 Larry's vanished. 401 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,095 Did you check the dealership? 402 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,185 Oh yeah... the dealership. 403 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,752 You fucking idiot. Find him and shut him up. 404 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:51,320 All I can hear is him rambling all the time. 405 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,582 I can't hear anything. 406 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,105 It's like he's in my head. 407 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,977 And I'm seeing babies. Babies! 408 00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:59,198 Whoa, hey! Stay with me, Fitzy. 409 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,765 Take this, it'll fix you right up. 410 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,158 Ahh! 411 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,248 You feeling okay, buddy? 412 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,642 Yeah, everything's Fitzy. 413 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,513 Just find him. Find him! 414 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,472 All right! On it. 415 00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:13,777 Jeez! 416 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:19,435 [phone rings] 417 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:23,265 Y'ello. Agent McTaggart? 418 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,006 Sir, yes sir. 419 00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,790 Lethal use of force has been authorized. 420 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,140 Terminate your target and return to base for debriefing. 421 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,491 Okay... okay, great... 422 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,493 Who exactly is my target again? 423 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:34,885 You've forgotten your target? 424 00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,409 No, no! [chuckles] 425 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,193 I just want to be sure 426 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:41,196 that you're who you say you are. 427 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,372 Agent McTaggart, the time is now. 428 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:46,506 Ruptal Jhalalawan and Ruptal Jhalalatu. 429 00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,812 Terminate with extreme prejudice. 430 00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,129 Oh, buddy... 431 00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:06,003 [music and chatter throughout] 432 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,102 Yaa! 433 00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:25,196 [baby crying] 434 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:35,206 [laughter] 435 00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:38,166 Hey, does this look normal to you? 436 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,081 [baby crying] 437 00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:43,519 [cheering] 438 00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:47,044 [breathing heavily] 439 00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:54,530 [beeping] 440 00:21:55,792 --> 00:22:16,857 [phone ringing] 441 00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,384 Come on. Come on, come on. 442 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:23,994 Pick up. Pick up. 443 00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:25,953 - I know what you want! - Ahh! 444 00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:27,824 Fucking Josh. 445 00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:30,000 How long have you been hiding there? 446 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,916 Long enough to know that this bar, this job, 447 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:35,266 this life you've finally built for yourself - 448 00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:37,965 It's not your dream, it's your nightmare. 449 00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,228 You don't know anything. 450 00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:42,056 Have you been having hallucinations too? 451 00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:46,321 How the fuck did you know about that? 452 00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:51,413 Because of our connection, Richard. 453 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,068 And a very, very lucky guess. 454 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:56,897 Bullshit. What else do you got? 455 00:22:56,897 --> 00:23:00,466 Is it a coincidence that this newspaper clipping 456 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:03,164 was hanging on the garage wall for 32 years? 457 00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,950 I think not, Richard. 458 00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:08,082 I think not. 459 00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:14,436 The happiest you've ever been 460 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,395 is standing by your father's side 461 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,179 the day he opened the dealership. 462 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:23,532 You need to rebuild that bond, Richard... 463 00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:25,404 ...if you're ever going to find true happiness, 464 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,407 if you're be a loving father to your own son. 465 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,112 That photo doesn't mean shit. 466 00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:40,201 Yes, it does - yes it does! 467 00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:41,594 And deep down I know you want me 468 00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:44,466 to help you figure out what kind of shit. 469 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,163 Yeah, because there's nothing I love more 470 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:48,035 than spending time with you. 471 00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:49,428 Please, Richard... 472 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,213 The Shirley Temple on your menu. 473 00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:55,172 Hiring Iris to... pleasure my plumbing. 474 00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:57,218 - You know you care about me. - Shut your yap! 475 00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:58,524 I will not! 476 00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,090 And now you're getting a time-out, mister. 477 00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:04,225 I present you with a summons for your arrest. 478 00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:06,401 [laughs] 479 00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:10,361 For what? I own the cops. 480 00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:11,624 Well, a little birdie told the police 481 00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:13,364 about your abuse of office. 482 00:24:13,364 --> 00:24:14,670 And the bribes. 483 00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:18,587 And the 23 years of unpaid parking tickets. 484 00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:21,024 My old man was right about one thing - 485 00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:23,462 You are a fucking turncoat! 486 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,986 A turncoat who is saving you from your nightmare 487 00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:27,988 and finally giving you what you've wanted. 488 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,511 A way to be happy, Richard! 489 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,600 Get your fucking hands of me! I'm the mayor! 490 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,733 Not anymore. 491 00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,125 I'll get you. 492 00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:40,435 [loud slam] 493 00:24:43,307 --> 00:24:44,744 If you think prison is going to break Richard Fitzpatrick, 494 00:24:44,744 --> 00:24:46,528 you're dead wrong. 495 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,835 This won't break me! Nothing can break me! 496 00:24:48,835 --> 00:24:50,140 Is that a fact? 497 00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:54,144 Welcome to my world, fucker. 498 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,408 Fuck.